Local #24 Assist ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader

Fieldville - ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader, with the assistance of Local #24 of the Brotherhood of the Druidic Path, has divined next year's porch fashions.  In an unprecedented move Local #24, has provided an image of just what the fashion conscious citizen will have for porch accoutrement.

The simulacrum, provided by Local #24, was imaged using the most modern thaumaturgic tropes.  In it, it is clear that next year's fashionable citizen will not only have a Porch Boy™ brand Porch Couch, but also next year's chic citizens will feature a riding mower and a grill, that says, "I live in Fieldville, and I'm proud."

This public service announcement was brought to you by ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader and the Porch Boy™ Corporation, which brings citizens many fine products to make the life of a citizen, better than others.  The Porch Boy™ Corporation's Food Products Division, maker of many fine food products, also makes refreshing Grimy Pop Classic™ and NEW Grimy Pop Sugar-Free™

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