Citizens Must Boil Water

Fieldville - Citizens have have been given a boil order for all water they collect from their yards.  Because of the recent rains yard puddles have been infested by, what the Proctor of Science and Footwear has called E.T.'s (Extra Tentacles).  "Although some of the superstitious residents of the Artists' District think that ET come from somewhere in the sky, scientifically minded citizens all know there is nothing in the sky, but sky and shiny glittery stars just beyond the clouds, oh yes, and clouds of course, um, er, and birds, yes birds, but that it there's nothing else.  Yes that's it, I'm sure," said the proctor today.

Citizens ordered to boil yard water

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