Justice and Taxes Enforcers Rearm to Better Serve Citizens

Fieldville - The Proctor of Justice and Taxes has begun a program to rearm Justice and Taxes Enforcers.  The proctor is on the record as saying that the recent Grimy Crisis was a "lesson learned" and never again will Fieldville be put in the position where it could not defend itself internal threats.  ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader has said if there were such a thing as the Thought Police, which of course there isn't, they would also be rearmed.

Enforcers now have the firepower to ward off another Grimy Crisis

If there were a Fieldville Secret Police, which there is not, they would be issued new Porch Boy™ brand Persuader Torches™ to enhance Fieldville's "Speedy Trial" experience.  The Public Humiliation Center has asked for 200 gallons of Persuader Torch™ brand torch fuel, but since there is not really a Fieldville Secret Police...  As the Chief Humiliater has said, "If everyone knew that there were secret police, how secret would that be?"

Next - the Council of Proctors call for a Modesty and Moral Hygiene Convention to stem the rise in Teenager teeagerness.

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