A Deeper Look Into the So Called Ghost Phenomenon

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors has been looking deeper into the so called ghost phenomenon, and the Proctor of Justice and Taxes is warning of a severe crack down on the so called ghosters. The proctor stated, "Apparently a rouge member of Local #34 of the Brotherhood of the Thaumaturgy Path (BTP34) sold an invisibility spell to some perfidious citizens who believe that being invisible exempts them from taxes.  Nothing could be further from the truth. visible or not citizens and residents of the Artists' District are taxed fairly under the emergency rules of the Council of Proctors."

Citizens flaunting their taxation duties.

Further evidence of tax evasion.

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader Objects to Ghost Performers

Fieldville - Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader has issued a statement through the Proctor of Forms and Public Information, objecting to the recent use of ghost performers at the Cob Cafe during their Open Mic Night.  According to the proctor, Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader believes that ghost performers send the wrong message to Fieldville's youth, and leads to youth visiting the Artists' District.

Ghost Performers endanger Fieldville's youth!

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Beyond the Edge of the World

Fieldville - Former Fieldville citizens Ken and Hattie Kanton have returned from beyond the edge of the world.  Gone for years, the couple returned unexpectedly to Cob Park this morning.  In the words of one citizen, "they were all scruffy like and had a funny kind of accent, but you could see that it was them, sort of."  Street Level is expecting an interview later today, if we can make sense out of their heavily accented foreign speech.

Ken and Hattie Kanton with "Sam", as seen at the Cob Park Community Center this morning.

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The Proctor of Historic Rehabilitation and Razing's Personal Residence Will be used as a Morality Play

Fieldville - The Proctor of Historic Rehabilitation and Razing is contemplating his own historic residence as the central theme in a new morality play.  It has long been rumored that the proctor invested heavily in high fructose derivative bonds and has suffered a bit of a set back in his own fortunes.  He has commissioned Street Level, with the permission of Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader, the Council of Proctors, and the Interim Ministry of Morality to develop a short story that will help the youth of Fieldville understand the importance of citizenship and good moral hygiene during the upcoming "Loss of the Sun Ceremonies".  It is sure to be a blockbuster this season since, it will be required reading for every citizen.  More, as it becomes available.

The proctor's residence will be used as a backdrop for a morality play 

Citizens - Curfew Your Children

Fieldville - The interim Minister of Morality issued a statement today concerning children of citizens, "Now is the time to panic, curfew your children.  We have learned that the deadly hovering Cattown Fruit has been spotted hovering over Crick Creek. We all remember what happened the last time Cattown Fruit found its way into Fieldville."

We all remember the scenes of children citizens flaunting morality by openly walking in the Artists' District, and listening to morally inappropriate Artists' District music like the demonic "Let's Lay Down Our Sticks and Stones and Make Peace with Cattown".  Some citizen children took to calling Cattown Fruit "Electric Banana".

So called Electric Bananas seen hovering over Crick Creek!!!

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Citizens Line Up for the New Big Cob

Fieldville - This morning citizens began lining up to be one of the first to taste the new Big Cob at Cobburger.  Described as an all meat pattie it is sure to be a hit.  But wait, it doesn't stop there, for just a few more Fieldville Cobs you get a quart of Grimy Pop Classic™ and a slab of fried Cattown potatoes served in a Styrofoam box with a cartoon picture of Grimy on the outside, does it get any better than that?

Citizens line up to experience the new Big Cob at Cobburger

Work Moves Ahead to Move Old Fieldville

Fieldville - Work started today to move Old Fieldville to the dump near Cattown.  "We are pleased to begin work on this important project so quickly.  The fine weather is an omen that shows this project is blessed and righteous," the Proctor of Raising and Razing stated this morning.

Work began today on moving Old Fieldville to the dump.

Fieldville Jail to be moved next construction season

Fieldville - Today the Proctor of Justice and Taxes announced the replacement of the current Fieldville Prison Complex. "We plan to move the complex to the newly available seized land that has been dubbed Old Fieldville by some," the proctor stated in his weekly report, "The State of Fieldville".  The Proctor of Preservation and Demolition was quick to add that Old Fieldville would be carefully moved to the site that is currently known as the Fieldville Dump, just outside of Cattown.

Fieldville Prison Complex to be moved to the so called Old Fieldville site.

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The Palace Couldn't be Reached Today

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Justice and Taxes Enforcers Now Armed

Fieldville - the Proctor of Justice and Taxes has issued side arms to all tax enforcers, to assure fair and balanced justice.  In addition, the proctor has set up a ticket booth at the entrance of Old Fieldville, to recapture the cost of raking the leaves and the proctors' time making policies concerning the myth of demockrazy in the old city.

Justice and Taxes Enforcers will now better serve you with side arms.

Wherein I Discover Wonderful Things

Dear patient reader, know that I was drawn to see the sights of Old Fieldville's ancient stones, and all the stories they could reveal.  I took it upon myself to walk there, and found no one with a similar disposition on this sunny day.  I had heard the stories where the citizens of this mysterious citadel practiced the odd and troubling act of demockrazy in the open and amongst their neighbors.  My dear reader, nothing could have prepared me for what I saw next.  I apprehended a ruined tower among the ruined stones, and proceeded to the same, with all haste.  Know that climbing it was an arduous process, and not without its own adventure, but truly what I found at the top was beyond all comprehension.

As a ascended to the last level, I beheld an empty socket of a window, and what I peered from it astonished me.  What I saw was not our dear beloved Fieldville, but instead a madman's monkey puzzle of towers and roads that scarcely could be given credence. The golden dominance of this false Fieldville captured my eye, and for awhile I could not tear away my gaze.  I believe that only Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader can grasp the significance of what I saw, I pray that he will elucidate its meaning for the likes of us.

Only Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader in his wisdom can explain this.

Palace Breaks Silence

Fieldville - The palace has issued an official policy statement regarding the discovery of the so called Old Fieldville. In the words of the Proctor of Science and Parades, "The so called discovery of the so called Old Fieldville is welcomed by the Council of Proctors and indeed by Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader himself.  We believe that thoughtful citizens will realize that so called demockrazy that was practiced in Old Fieldville is nothing but propaganda spread from the evil-doers of Cattown.  Everyone knows that Cattowners vote and have no permanent government, but instead hold periodic festivals where they select the government from ordinary citizens.

Palace debunks demockrazy rumors about Old Fieldville.

THIS JUST IN!!!

Fieldville - While directing his residents on the proper method of raking, a citizen on the south edge of town discovered "Old Fieldville".  For as long as history has been recorded, there have been persistent rumors of the mythical "Old Fieldville".  While denied by scientists as bunk, the rumors persisted, mostly fueled by the numerous folkloric songs that come from the hills outside of town.  Such songs as "The Battle of Crick Creek", and the ever popular "The Old Stones of Fieldville".  Scientists have pointed out for years that there are no stones in Fieldville.

No word from the palace as to the official stance on Old Fieldville, as all citizens know the myth is that in old Fieldville everyone was a citizen and was able to vote for the Council of Proctors and even the leader, then known as Mayor (a term in old Fieldvillian which meant duly elected chief council person)

The Mythical Old Fieldville was Discovered Today While Raking Leaves

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Ⓞur ⅅear ℬeloved ⋨upreme ૌeader is Not Amused

Fieldville - Ⓞur ⅅear ℬeloved ⋨upreme  ૌeader is not amused with the introduction of Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader™ brand pets into citizens' homes.  He is quoted as saying, " We are not amused by these so called pets."

Where these pets originated is under some doubt, but most citizens point to the Artists' District as the genesis.

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Shades of Yesteryear

Fieldville - As the clock ticks inexorably toward Weenight, citizens and residents alike are preparing for the beloved holiday.  In addition to laying in bushels of sweets and potatoes for the bands of roving children and residents of the Artists' District, they are also boarding up windows and firing up their electric fences in preparation. In the words of one citizen. "it's better to be safe than sorry."

In other news Our Beloved Dear Supreme Leader is being his trickster self by appearing in vignettes featuring his beloved self as he appeared last year.  Below is an image that citizens were treated to in cob park today.

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader enjoys the lead up to Weenight

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Where is Biff?

Where is our dear Biff?

Oh, Biff, no!

Did the evil monster zombie thingie eat Biff's brain?  Oh, Biff, oh.  All we found was an "X" of light in the backyard.

Oh, the humanity!

NO,NO, NO, BIFF, NO!

No, Biff, no! The evil monster zombie thingie, will eat your brains. Don't let the evil monster thingie bite you. No, Biff, no!

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Oh, Biff, Oh!

Oh, Biff, Oh! Evil zombie monster thingies can't be choked, they can't be choked - you are sooo in trouble dude!

Biff, like um, don't let the evil zombie monster thingie bite you dude!

Biff, No!!!!!

No, Biff, no!  Watch your back dude there is an evil monster zombie coming toward you!

Council of Proctors Begins to Stockpile Sharp Objects

Fieldville - Proctor observers have told Street Level that there is good evidence of the council stockpiling of sharp objects.  A spokesperson for Local 42 of the Brotherhood of the Druidic way stated that many stockpiling of sharp object omens have been appearing in the skies above Fieldville this week.  Also, a piece of toast (shown below) seems to show the stockpiling at one of the Proctors Sheds.

Does this toast bode well for the upcoming twelfth nights?

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Council of Proctors Issues New Certificate Honoring Itself

Fieldville - The beloved Council of Proctors has issued a certificate honoring it's achievements.  Every dutiful citizen will want one gracing their walls.

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Fieldville Citizens Urged to Use More Water

Fieldville - The Proctor of Human Resources and Utilities said today, citizens are not using enough Fieldville water.  He suggested that some maybe using illegal wells.  Citizens are reminded that using water not taxed by Fieldville is a crime and is punishable in several unpleasant ways.

Do Your Duty - Use More Taxable Water!

New Chic Chapeau Styles of Fieldville

Fieldville - The citizens of Fieldville once again have found a way to express their fashion sense.  This year it is the "Chapeau"  Look for it at the East Side Strip Mall and the Fish Lane Liquor Store. The new black is blue.

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Our Dear Supreme Leader Orders a Change in Light

Fieldville - Today Our Dear Supreme Leader ordered a change to golden light for the Autumn and Ween Season.

Our Dear Supreme Leader Orders Light Change

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Justice and Taxes to Rid Fieldville of Truck Loss

Fieldville - The Proctor of Justice and Taxes pledged to the Council of Proctors, he will rid Fieldville of the Truck Loss menace. In a prepared statement the proctor stated, "Our citizens have spoken and they will not tolerate the loss of their beloved trucks. Justice and Taxes enforcers have been dispatched to the far corners of Fieldville to battle this scourge upon our very way of life."

Strong words from the Proctor of Justice and Taxes.

Justice and Taxes enforcers move to purge the scourge of truck loss.

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Trucks Missing from the Trans-Fieldville Highway

Fieldville - Citizens have been reporting cases of missing trucks from the Trans-Fieldville Highway. First it was missing cattle, not overly large farm trucks, where will it end?

Trucks Missing!

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Grumpy Fieldville Children are a Buzz Kill

Fieldville - The recent change in weather has made many citizen children out of sorts.  Our Dear Supreme Leader has decreed that grumpy children are a buzz kill for the whole town, "We have many important festivals and celebrations coming up and we don't need whiny children."

A palace spokesperson hastened to say that Our Dear Supreme Leader loves all the citizen children of Fieldville and many children of residents alike.

Our Dear Supreme Leader loves almost all Fieldville's children

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Fieldville Farmers Find Fields Favorable For Fructose

Fieldville - In a flurry Fieldville farmers have been in their fall fields harvesting this year's crop of high fructose.

Fieldville Fructose Farm.

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Citizen Claims Ride in a Strange Craft

Fieldville - A citizen today claimed he was abducted and taken high into the air above Fieldville.  Everyone at the Cob Cafe was all astir of his account. 

Donald Frizbee of Fish Lane stated, "These here funny looking folks took me clean out of my backyard whilst I was checkin' my rain gauge.  They took me up in this flying thing and showed me a real good time.  I was sorry when they took me back down, but that ship of theirs kinda smelled like a cattle barn."

Citizen Frizbee said the strangers gave him a picture of Cow Flop Hill at the edge of town, but your trusty reporter can't make head or tails of it.

Why did the strangers take Mr. Frizbee's toothpaste?

Locales Around Fieldville Report Missing Cattle

Fieldville - A number of strange cases of missing cattle have been cropping up in Fieldville.  The Proctor of Justice and Taxes as well as the Proctor of Meat and Jell-O Salads are on the case.

Missing Cattle Reported Around Fieldville

Proctors Reject Use of Mindless Dummies

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors has issued a decree entitled: NON-USE HALF-HEADED WINDOW MODELS.  All citizen-storekeepers are required to remove any models which fall into the above category.
The Proctor of Retail and Small Musical Instruments was quoted as saying, "I have half a mind to take them out myself."

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Morality Comics New Addition

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Truth or Fiction?

Fieldville - A photo of the surface of Mars turned up today clearly showing footprints from someone wearing Crocs.  Our Dear Supreme Leader was not available for comment.

The Palace has no comment on the so-call Mars Croc Footprint

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Fieldville's East Side Strip Mall to Add a New Hallway

Fieldville - In a surprise announcement the Citizens Management Company LLC, the owners of Fieldville's beloved East Side Strip Mall®, proposed adding a new hallway to its already vast complex.  The hallway, to be called Plaza de Grimy, will link two of the strip mall's most popular and important anchor stores - the Cob Store® and Bean, Beans, and Beans®. Gone will be the days when citizen shoppers will have to brave rain, sleet, or snow, in pursuit of their shopping duties.  As Our Dear Supreme Leader says, "Shop til you drop citizens and be sure to use your Banco de Fieldville Debtors Card® There's always more where that came from."

Artist's Concept of the new Plaza de Grimy Hallway

☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader Endorses the Mission of the Scientific Gentlemen From Iowa City

Fieldville - ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader has endorsed the work on the Council of Proctors by the scientific gentleman from Iowa City. He was seen today in a crowd of citizens who had gathered to watch what the scientific gentlemen from Iowa City have called the "Morality Stress Test."  ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader is concerned that the rouge Minister of Morality caused some damage to the moral fiber of Fieldville.  In his own words, "We believe that our colleagues in the council are essentially moral, but we believe it never hurts to test for moral decay.  We think that the knowledge gained by the Proctologists studying the proctors will be worth the slight discomfort that some of the council may experience."

The Iowa City Proctologists are conducting a Moral Stress Test on all Fieldville Proctors.

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Proctors Respond to Iowa City Gentlemen

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors reacted today to the arrival of the Iowa City Proctologists.

Proctors' Reaction

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Iowa City to Study Council of Proctors

Fieldville - This morning's 9:50 train from Iowa City brought with it quite a surprise.  Four gentlemen from the University of Morality stepped onto Fieldville's platform.  The elder of the group addressed us, and informed us that they had been sent by the University's President of Morality to study Fieldville's unique form of government. "The President of Morality believes there are lessons to be learned by the University.  She believes that much of what the proctors and your Dear Supreme Leader do can be directly applied to the University," said the elderly professor.

The gentlemen were all carrying sticks that they said they would use to probe the inter-working of the proctors.

The Gentlemen from Iowa City who will study the Council of Proctors call themselves "Proctologists"

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Council of Proctors Introduce the Fieldville CobCar

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors introduced the Fieldville CobCar.  The ultimate in fuel efficiency, the CobCar is powered by a resident or two, leaving the riding citizen time to talk on their cell phone or text the Council of Proctors with congratulations.  Since five CobCars can be parked in the space of just one regular car, this alone will help solve the serious parking problem around Cob Park.  All praise to the Council of Proctors!!!

The New Fieldville CobCar will appear soon on Fieldville's roadways

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Scientists Annouce a Possible Meteor Near Miss

Fieldville - Scientists today announced that Fieldville may have a bit of a light show as a 14 kilometer meteor will have a near miss with Fieldville.  Scientists assure citizens that the meteor will miss Fieldville by thousands of miles and provide "quite the light show" for citizens and residents.

No Worries, Mate!

Fieldville Issues a Boil Order - No Worries

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors ordered a boil order for all Fieldville water.  The Proctor of Utilities and Sports Fields stated, "The water of Fieldville is perfect, there are no problems. We have issued the boil order only because boiled water tastes better.  No citizen need worry about the safety of Fieldville's water, there is no truth in the rumors about radioactive decay products; as a matter of fact all those rumors about decay products in general.  Good citizens know that the Council of Proctors only have the good of citizens in mind."

Boil your water because it tastes good!

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Fieldville is Temporarily Experiencing Progress

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Citizens Scale Palace Walls

Fieldville - In an air of giddy delight, citizens scaled the palace walls, today. In honor of the upcoming Fieldville Cob Daze, citizens showed their delight by climbing the palace walls.  This years Fieldville Cob Daze will feature Donkey Basketball and Keg Standing on Cob Street.

Donkey Basketball and Keg Standing will be offered this year at Fieldville Cob Daze.

Stuck Inside of Fieldville With Those Memphis Blues Again.

Fieldville - Yes, dear reader you read it right - Fieldville.  I thought I had rid myself of it once and for all, but that is not to be. I am now back on Cob Avenue at the beck and call of Our Dear Supreme Leader, once again. Let me tell you how this came to pass, before I bow my head and cry at what the cruel fates have given me to bear.

It started out as a quiet Sunday afternoon, broken only occasionally by jacked rap wafting on the clement air, the random pig or turkey truck.  I was in my studio when I heard a rap at my front door.  I pulled open my door to see in front of me, my worst nightmare.  Outside my door stood Our Dear Supreme Leader and a cadre of Justice and Taxes enforcers.  Dare I say resistance was futile, and now I am back on Cob Avenue.

Woe is me!

Knock knock! Who's there?

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Our Dear Supreme Leader Surrounded by 1000's of Historic Figures

Washington, IA - This morning as the mythical "Our Dear Supreme Leader" figure attempted to crash a photo of a historic Washington parade, the historic spectators surrounded him.  Amid shouts of, "Take his pixels," and "defrag him," the mythical character seemed to remain calm in the face of what surely would be his erasure.

No additional photos are available to show what happened next.

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Has Our Dear Supreme Leader Finally Been Caught in a Web of His Own Intrigue?

Well, has he?

Dear Supreme Leader Spotted in Front of Benteco's

Once more the Dear Supreme Leader has appeared around Washington's square in a 70 year time warp.

Cooling Trend Expected for the Weekend

Washington - The City Meteorologist has predicted the upcoming holiday weekend will be cooler than last week - the following image is not endorsed by Washington Meteorology Department.

Cooling Trend This Weekend

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