Don't Accept Advanced Technology from Aliens

Fieldville - The Proctor of Science and Endowments is warning citizens not to accept advanced technologies or rides from aliens.  "Sure," he said. "A citizen can be walking down the street, just before curfew, and an alien lands next to you and asks if you want a ride or offers you advanced technology."  Citizens don't let that happen to you, if you have an errand just before curfew, send your resident; there's always more of them.

Don't Accept Rides from Aliens

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