Alien Spacecraft Masquerading as Playground Equipment!

THIS JUST IN -- Alien spacecraft have been documented masquerading as children's playground equipment in our city parks. First it was the central park fountain with its attraction to children now it is a form of "go-round" which is luring our children to the parks. Where will this end?

Next "Street Level" will attempt to use the word "silhouette" and "papier mâché" in a sentence without misspelling them. This is especially difficult because there are just too many extraneous letters and squiggly lines on these words to make them easy to type on a regular keyboard. But here goes:
The people of Washington were stopped in their tracks when the silhouette of a papier mâché UFO crossed the scarrified surface of East Washington street early this afternoon.

Fine that was weak, but what do you expect after three days worth of movie-making?

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