Satanic Artifacts Found Under Washington Street!

Without fanfare a satanic artifact was unearthed from a downtown street. Immediately Jersey Barricades were erected to give that certain distopian ambiance that all such occurrences require. A number of piles coal were set alight and the authorities were notified. As traffic was detoured around the downtown, the municipal exorcist was called to the scene. Wearing his official hairshirt and Birkenstocks he performed an adjuration against whatever dark forces may have laid the abomination in the streets of the clean city. The city lectors and fossores painted parking lines around the artifacts and caused to be erected a fence of bright orange plastic snow fence about the area. Since the city's supply of "Road Closed" signs was seriously depleted, the last of the "Incorporeal Zone" signs were used to designate the scene.

The Incorporeal Zone is not expected to delay downtown contruction by more that a few months, see G-36 files for more information.

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