Wednesday, June 17, 2009

DON'T PANIC

THEY ARE HERE!!!! The photos offer incontrovertible evidence THEY ARE HERE!!!!!


(click photos above)
Those of you that have not yet laid up your water supply and Jell-O - it is too late before tonight's curfew. Too bad your neighbor hates you - he has plenty. But don't worry, if the party wishes they can rebuild you - they have the technology. But it costs about $6,000,000, and do you imagine you are worth that to the party. Remember when the local party member came to your door and asked you for your support, well you blew him off and now they are going to do the same.


Where is your towel - DON'T PANIC


Thank your support - send your Jell-O coupons, savings bonds, and twitters to @cjswift

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's Six Million 1974 dollars, so I guess we'll need to break open the piggy bank, too.