A Brighter Shade of Pale

Fieldville - Yesterday citizens were treated to a brighter shade of pale in the skies above Fieldville.  The Proctor of Food Safety and Weather told Street Level, "A fast moving stationary front has occluded over Crick County.  The El Niño event in the Sea of Tranquility continues to affect climatic aspects of long term prognostications. Prevailing winds will continue carry much of the Fieldville Tire Station Fire toxic by-products toward Cattown." [note none of the above should be used to predict future weather and is not intended to accurately portray weather patterns now or in the future.]

A brighter shade of pale

A note to residents fighting the Fieldville Tire Station Fire - due to the current emergency, residents fighting the Fieldville Tire Station Fire will be responsible for obtaining their own gas masks and oxygen tanks.  Further, rations of Asian Carp will now cost 5,000 Cobs per can.

Thanks for your support - send cans of Asian Carp, West Virginia's Land Use Policy, Black Lung brand Gas Masks, page 335 from the Nation Governors Conference Agenda, nimble politicians, boatloads of wet cats, and tweets to @cjswift ex machina