Fieldville - The Dear Supreme Leader has issued a communique from the Winter Palace in South Fieldville. He states, "We are aware that many citizens and residents alike are concerned about how the emergency powers of Dear Supreme Leadership should be passed. Since we believe in being practical about such things we have issued a fiat to the Proctor of Science and Endowments to look into cloning ourself to eliminate any succession issues do to our untimely demise many many many years in the future. We have tasked the proctor with developing a cloning process with all due haste."
Dear Supreme Leader contemplates his dear leadership
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