Citizens Openly Use Private Vehicles

Fieldville - The Proctor of Potholes and Traffic has observed many citizens using private vehicles when mostly adequate bus service is provided at an affordable cost.  The proctor stated, "Every gallon of ethanol used in private vehicles is one less gallon that can be bottled and sold at the Fish Lane Liquor Store.  The Council of Proctors wants every citizen to know that use of private vehicles damages our pothole resources, adds to the supposed "Parking Problem" around Cob Park."

Citizens are reminded it is not legal to operate a private vehicle without a Parking License, the only exception to this is old guys in pickups if they have a dog with them.

Blatent use of Private Vehicles Observed and Documented

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