Parking is a Privilege

Fieldville - The Proctor of Justice and Taxes reminds every citizen that "Parking is a Privilege not a Right".  It has been noted that several citizens, or residents who work for citizens, have been abusing their parking privileges.  Several of the common merchant residents have even entreated the proctor to have offending vehicles towed to the Fieldville Tire Station Fire to be used as the growing firewall protecting most of Fieldville.

Parking Abuse is Being Documented

The Proctor of Justice and Taxes has been documenting all Blatant Parking Abusers and those he feels are Latent Parking Abusers (BPA) and (LPA).  Documentation is being saved for Beltane Open Court Day to be held the last day of April.  Certified citizens of Fieldville may also bring their own documentation to Open Court Day and accuse their neighbors of BPA or LPA, watch the swift trail, and see the punishment all in a single day.  Festivities will culminate with the Beltane Fire Festival out at the Fieldville Tire Station Fire where documented BPA and LPAs will add to the evening's entertainment.  The Proctor of Rituals and Posters is asking citizens to apply for one of the many positions of drummer, street puppet, rabid sign carrier, or guilty abuser launchers.  She reminds us all that it is our responsibility to make Open Court Day fun and full of righteous justice.

Thanks for your support - send pomelos, canciones de los portales, whipped fish head butter, used but still serviceable toothpicks, flared plaid pants, down and out carnivals, leaky boats, worn out shoes, cat hair dust bunnies, obsolete surgical equipments, jewelery not made from brass cogs, reheated 3-day-old coffee, real Spam virtual Spam and the wisdom to know the difference, and tweets to @cjswift

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