Wednesday, February 10, 2010

A Friendly Reminder from the Proctor of Justice and Taxes

At this time of year many children of citizens do make believe games where they are heroes like the Dear Supreme Leader.  While, we all want to be like the Dear Supreme Leader, it is illegal to build walls which could be used by the Cattown Terrorists that lately have infiltrated Fieldville and the palace.  Below is an example of a banned structure during this time of emergency.

Click to see the illegal structure

Biff himself has said that the infiltrators from Cattown have almost been vanquished, and soon it will be safe to walk the streets of Fieldville again.  The Proctor of the Justice and Taxes wants everyone to remember that during this short emergency time all curfew breaker will be shot, and then given a speedy trail if necessary.

Thanks for your support - send flashlights, netbooks, sweaty clothes, an etui full of gold coins (see you can use that word in other than crosswords), this year's copy of "My Important Book", and tweets to @cjswift  ex machina

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