Fieldville Cares

Fieldville - In the continuing push to show that "Fieldville Cares", the Proctor of Justice and Taxes, has rolled out the new Caring Mobile.  The Caring Mobile will be deployed to assist citizens in their parking needs, by towing BPA's to the Fieldville Tire Station Fire.  The Dear Supreme Leader has heard the concerns of his citizens and has ordered the Proctor of Justice and Taxes to care more.  The proctor has reacted with the Caring Mobile.

Fieldville Cares

The proctor has also stepped up all enforcement of parking statutes and edicts from the palace.  The proctor has pointed out that it is quite expensive to maintain the Caring Mobile and he needs a good return on investment(ROI).  He has stated, "In order to make our ROI numbers we need to generate income from citizen parking.  We believe if we enforce the Parking Revenue Edict alone we can make our ROI."  For those citizens who don't remember the Parking Revenue Edict (PRE), declares that those citizens who park within two blocks of Cob Park must spend at least $5,000 Cobs per hour or risk standing before Open Court Day.

Spend or be "Cared for"

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