Fieldville - The makers of Porch Boy™ brand fine porch furniture want to remind all citizens that style matters more than anything that you can buy at the East Side Strip Mall. Discerning homes will always be aware of the importance of having this year's style. Last year's styles and style not recognized by the Proctor of Style and Shopping only belong in the Artists' District. This year's colors are only yellow, mustard, and harvest gold - all other colors are out of style and should be removed by your resident and placed on the curb so that the residents of the Artists' District can take them away during the night.
"Spring Moss" is not an official color for this year
Better households every will not allow their residents to use an out of style color, it doesn't say, "We're in Style", like having your resident use this year's color.
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