Fieldville - a citizen has claimed to have found the center of the universe in his lawn. Jackson Tyler of 1321 Silo Lane claims that he found the center of the universe today as he was stacking tires next to his house. Slightly bemused by the discovery, he told Street Level, "I guess that means I better quit mowing the lawn, lord knows what might happen."
Street Level contacted the palace and related the man's story to the 3rd assistant deputy of the Fieldville Ombudsman. It was pointed out, that no matter the circumstances, it is a felony to leave a lawn unmowed.
How will mowing affect the center of the universe?
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