Fieldville - Citizen, the next time you look up into the sky and see an Unexplained Flying Object, as it well known that it is impossible to fly and spreading rumors about seeing objects in the sky is a crime, think to yourself, hmm, that just may be the Rod of Biff keeping Fieldville in good moral hygiene. If it wasn't illegal to believe in flying you could feel smug that you were a citizen and Biff was watching out for your moral hygiene.
So don't tell your neighbors, and be proud to be a citizen of the Free Territories of Fieldville.
Don't think those illegal thoughts now.
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