New Sugar Free Grimy Pop

Grimy Pop is now sugar Free!!!

That's Right Kids there's a new Grimy Pop on the block.  This one is just as great as Grimy Pop Classic*, but without the sugar.  You know that mom and dad are always talking about sugar this, and sugar that, now you can enjoy the great taste of Grimy Pop without any added sugar.  The secret is high fructose corn syrup, which is made from corn, and not sugar. So tell mom to buy you a case today, made mostly out of ingredients that you can find somewhere in the Free Territories of Fieldville, and with the Council of Proctors stamp of approval. Available at a Food Barn near you.

The Council of Proctors do not endorse citizen products without proper fees. The name "Council of Proctors™" is a wholly own trademark of Our Dear Supreme Leader and may not be used without his permission under penalty of many nasty things you don't want to think about.

*Grimy Pop Classic is a wholly own trademark of Porch Boy Food Products inc.

Citizens relax in the golden light of a summer evening with new Sugar-Free Grimy Pop.

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