Spreading Rumors is a Crime

Fieldville - Scientists ridicule man's claim he "FLEW" to Fieldville. The Proctor of Science and Endowments stated categorically, "Flying in any form is impossible, claiming to have done so is a criminal act under the "Articles of Scientific Privilege".  Such claims need to be deflated at the source.  The Council of Proctors plan to personally deflate the claimant at the Cob Park Arena next Tuesday."

The proctor went on to say that anyone who claims to have seen the flight should know that it was an optical illusion and spreading rumors is also a crime.

No one is authorized to believe the flying hoax

Thanks for your support - don't send hoaxes or illegal tweets to @cjswift ex machina

 and now for the bird...

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