Fieldville - On day five of the Grimy Crisis the Proctor of Justice and Taxes has announced he is hiring five new enforcers and three more collectors to meet the demands of the search. If that weren't bad enough, reports are coming in from the Artists' District of residents there abusing Grimy Pop Classic™ by adding extra sugar beyond the bag of extra sugar that is provided with each Grimy Pop Classic™. Reports are that extra extra sugar parties are popping up everywhere in the Artists' District.
A spokesperson for Porch Boy™ Food Products inc., has stated, "Porch Boy™ Food Products inc., makers of fine food products and food-like products like "I Can't Believe it's not Cheese", does not condone the abuse of Grimy Pop Classic™ in extra extra sugar parties. The sugar packet that comes with every bottle Grimy Pop Classic™ is the perfect amount."
Citizens - don't add extra extra sugar to Grimy Pop Classic™
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