Fieldville - The Proctor of Lawns and Discipline reminds citizens that it is especially important now not to leave any places in their lawns where Grimy might hide. In this third day of the Grimy crisis citizens need to be aware of their duty to ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader and the Council of Proctors. As long as Grimy escapes justice, proper and appropriate fees are in jeopardy!!!! Every citizen must examine their conscious and decide if they are abetting Grimy's flagrant scoff-law behavior by how they tend their lawns. Don't be an unwitting accomplice, but still liable for felony abetting.
Porch Boy™ Food Products inc., wishes to remind all citizens that while they in no way condone the behavior of their once popular spokesrodent, new Sugar-Free Grimy Pop is just what a citizen kid needs to grow up and be big and strong like ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader*.
*"☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader™" used with permission from ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader and the Council of Proctors™, all rights reserved.
Don't abet Grimy in his life of crime.
Thanks for your support
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