Fieldville - The Proctor of Lawns and Reeducation and the Minister of Morality have issued a joint statement to the citizens of Fieldville. YOU LAWN REFLECTS YOUR MORAL HYGIENE!!! They wish to remind citizens that dirty little habits picked from the likes of the Artists' District or Cattown will not be tolerated. Lawns are meant to have grass and be mowed! Planting non-grass plants in lawns leads to other non-moral hygienic behavior. Citizens found practicing this despicable behavior will be subject to having their citizenship and property sold during Public Accusation Week. Don't let this happen to you!!!
Don't let this happen to you!
Thanks for your support - send mowable tweets to @cjswift ex machina
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