Teflon

Another picture of water, and I'm sticking to that. Today I want to speak about becoming bulletproof. Many people today think that being bulletproof has to do with Kevlar or being born on Krypton. It is just as important to think of Teflon. In the old days it was that you needed to have an oily back like a duck, and things could just slide off. But most of us today would think that having an oily back would be too messy and not particularly hygienic.

The answer is Teflon-a-Day pills, available at finer discount and dollar stores everywhere. Just a single Teflon-a-Day pill gives you all the lubriciousness you need to survive in today's multi-tasking world. When you go down into the basement to find that stapler and wrench and an hour later you've found an old scale and a postcard, take a Teflon-a-Day and let it all slide off.

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