Above is the American
Lepus Cuti Garbagecus it lives in most habitats created accidentally by humans. It is especially fond of the tender shoots of expensive perennials, but can survive on any plant you try to cultivate. They once ate most of Australia, but they were virtually wiped out by a bunny targeting virus. The survivors are now twenty feet tall and are immune to everything, even swine flu and cane toad venom. In this country they are not widely hunted except in Texas and some parts of southern Washington County. They are said to taste somewhat like a chicken that has been eating expensive perennials and garbage. Approved control methods are:
- Cut down your trees and cement over your yard
- Liberally sprinkle lion urine around your garden, if you don't have any, billy goat will do
- Humanely trap and move to a counsel person's yard or place of business
- Invite over someone from Brighton - tell them is will be a casual evening so they only have to bring one gun, but plenty of ammo
- Develop a taste for expensive perennial and garbage tinged chicken-like meat - many recipes available on the net
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Above is the American Lepus Cuti Garbagecus it lives in most habitats created accidentally by humans. It is especially fond of the tender shoots of expensive perennials, but can survive on any plant you try to cultivate. They once ate most of Australia, but they were virtually wiped out by a bunny targeting virus. The survivors are now twenty feet tall and are immune to everything, even swine flu and cane toad venom. In this country they are not widely hunted except in Texas and some parts of southern Washington County. They are said to taste somewhat like a chicken that has been eating expensive perennials and garbage. Approved control methods are:
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On the plus side, they produce all those tasty smart pills.
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