On The Ladder to Success

Here is the ladder to success - if that is your goal then all you have to do is climb it. Don't worry about setting a goal, your goal is success, after all, geeze. It's not like it was rocket science or something. We all know what success is let's list the outward signs:

• 5 credit cards - gas cards and ATM cards don't count here - they're counted later
• One more car than people in your household
• A garage stall for each of the above
• Living in a neighborhood with at least one disgraced CEO - extra points if he/she has been indited or incarcerated
• Thinking about getting your third flat screen TV
• Shopping at the mall 3 or more times a week
• Buying your groceries from a department store
• Your wallet (with all the currency removed) weighs more than your brain

When you get there let me know what its like.

Thanks more tomorrow - twitter @cjswift