Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Reflections

As always, I urge you to click on the image and get a larger version. You will see much more detail. The image tells your brain things that change as you stare at it, but I'll let you see what I mean. So if you can wait to get your marshmallow, we can explore narcissism as a defining moral precept, or not - NOT. Let's talk about the NEED for a flat-screen TV, no not that either. Oh bloody hell, let's talk about how to cut back without needing to do anything. Let's talk about how to get something for nothing, all the while feeling good about it. You know how we all like stupid lists so here's our list for the day:
  • Watch TV ads to determine what you need and what you should pay
  • TV ads are valuable ways to learn your worth in society
  • Buy products that have a prize in them, that's real value
  • Brand name means quality - if you see the name on TV; buy it
  • Your emotions and finances should be interchangeable
  • Go to the mall - that's where you get the best deals
  • The farther you drive the better the deal
  • Franchising has led to more diversity and value - go to chain stores
  • If you can't afford meat - mac 'n cheese is a good substitute
  • If you can drive up to it - it's value
  • If it's leftover, used, or recycled - it's for losers
That's today's list - surf in tomorrow for another installment - thanks for your support.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You gotta get outta the house, man. Take a walk. Leave the camera at home and just chill, 'Kay?