Click for a better view. Fluffy Simpson clouds are always a good subject - especially if you combine trees, fields, and water. The only things left would be unicorns, children, and Venus raising on the half-shell, but you can't have everything.I am thinking that I should work on a screenplay here is the outline, let me know what you think:
- A conspiracy of zombies are plotting to take over the internet
- They are paying a group of terrorist pirates to cut undersea cables
- Robot guardians from the future come back to save the internet
- An adolescent loner boy is recruited to help them
- A blonde single mom is taken by the terrorist pirates to their secret island
- An armada of small private boats crewed by single moms and loner adolescent boys besieges the secret island
- Zombies, terrorists, and robot guardians parachute onto the island with assault weapons blazing
- The last unicorn is killed in the ensuing battle
- The clouds open and an advanced civilization appears in the form of Joaquin Phoenix - he carries the unicorn in his arms to his ship
- The ship releases a virus that kills all the terrorists, zombies, and robot guardians.
- The single moms and adolescent boys sail off into the sunset with the words "To be Continued" scrolling across the screen
- Credits roll with Hanna Montana singing "You Can't Always Get What You Want" with the Stones backing her up. She and Mick dance into the sunset
Wasting time? - twitter me @cjswift. Thanks for your support.
1 comment:
I'm a blonde, and I could act like a single mom. Do I have the part? I'm thinking I could beef up like Linda Hamilton and beat up a guy with an accent... Wild Bill? You have our address!
Ben could be the original robot guardian who I have a love/kill relationship with.
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