The Pyramids of Washington

While working on the construction downtown a pyramid was discovered in the historic district. It is one of the few pyramids discovered in Iowa to date. It is not believed to have been built by any of Smouse Bros., the City Archeologist states that it may be a Druid structure from the time of Europeans running around all over this area before the time of Columbus. He said, "As we all know there were any number of Europeans who came to American just to hang around, but then Columbus sailed over to the islands and messed it up." Mission Specialist Mike Massimino aboard the space shuttle recently twittered that he could see the pyramid from space.

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