Saturday, May 2, 2009
Duel Post - Yard Shroom - Train Stuff
YardShroom
Today is a duel post - since the annual yard shroom popped up today I couldn't let that go by. The small picture is our annual yard shroom that pops up. It popped up through the mulch - just like all the dandelions will, I am sure of that. It is the true harbinger of spring, that and the Australians returning.
Train
Now something about trains - what the heck was it I was going to say. I remember, this the train that goes over Spruce Avenue. This is a particularly fretful situation because there are about 100,000,000 pigs in prison right next to the tracks. In the right weather conditions - like all of them imaginable - the exhaust fans are pumping out a million cubic feet per second of piggy stink. I think that they need to build huge smokestacks and draw the stink into the troposphere so that it could travel on the prevailing winds to Vermont or some other deserving place like Albany New York. We could call these stacks "Swine Flues".
Thank you for your support - welcome to the real spring.
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