Fieldville - The palace again has a brace of angels from the choir Philipus Phlopus head-butting the clock tower. This occurrence seems to be connected somehow with the satanic dancers found so early this year. Fieldville's Druidic Nuncio has stated that the Philipus Phlopus Choir is associated with laic harmony and good moral hygiene. In his own words, "Philipus Phlopus angelus es pinguis quod tardus quod capimini sicco per simplex telum." The Minister of Rabies and Terror, has advised against trying to bring them down in town, as last year there were several incidents of crushed vehicles as a result.
Don't shoot angels over the city!
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