Flattburgh - Since the Cattown War, Flattburgh has been silent. All that changed today when Flattburgh pledged its fealty to ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader. ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader, in his beneficence, allowed Flattburg back, with the stipulations that it add an extra "T" to its name and undergo a probationary pre-citizenship period of not less than 5 years, before residents of Flattburgh can buy their citizenship. It should be noted that in its heyday Flattburgh produced more feral pig fecal fertilizer per capita, than did any other city in Crick County. With a resource like that Flattburgh will have a citizen class in no time.
☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader has dispatched Biff in his tardis to oversee Flattburgh's behavior.
Biff's tardis on duty in Flattburgh
Thanks for your support - send Flattburgh's yearly tribute to ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader, Biff's tardis, all the trailers in Tornado Alley, Tony Haywood's idea of "tiny", as a salary, and feral tweets to @cjswift ex machina
The bird is off today - so as a special treat a nod to Biff's tardis:
A spelling lesson is in order - thanks.
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