Fieldville - The Proctor of Lawns and Sidewalks has banned inappropriate use of animals as mowing implements. "We can't have a bunch of animals within the Fieldville zone," stated the proctor, yesterday. "We have bent over backwards allowing citizens to mow lawns on the days THEY wish to, not the more productive method of requiring mowing on set days and hours. But, sometimes citizens just take advantage of the Council of Proctors' beneficence and go overboard. Sometimes, we just have to put our foot down."
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