Satanic Dancers - sighted two weeks early

Fieldville - The Ministry of Rabies and Terror has observed that the Satanic Dancing Season is two weeks early this year.  According to the minister, satanic dancers have shown up near pastures and feed lots throughout the Free Territories of Fieldville two weeks before rifle season.  The Proctor of Electricity and Licenses has asked for prudence this year. "We all remember what happened last year, and let's keep it safe this year," the proctor said.  "Last year we saw way too many cattle painted like Satan, draped across the hoods of citizen's vehicles.  No one in the proctory is fooled by this, the actual target must be a satanic dancer, or a fine will be levied."

This year, don't try to paint cattle to look like satanic dancers

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