Do You Know What is Living Under the Neighbor's Porch?

Fieldville - It has come to the attention of Ministry of Rabies and Terror that the normal child terror inducing things like boogies and ogres, have been appearing in heart warming movies, thereby making these normal and acceptable mongers of fear cute and cuddly.  Children no longer need a nightlight or the closet door closed, because, well they hope something is in there.  The Ministry will no longer tolerate this development.  "If children are not frightened by an amorphous embodiment of terror, how will they grow up and be frightened of an amorphous embodiment of authority?" the minister said late last night from our closet.  "All this cutification of the boogies HAS TO STOP."

In a bid to strike real terror in children the Ministry of Rabies and Terror has instituted the "DO You Know What is Living Under the Neighbor's Porch" campaign.  The ministry has ordered posters.

An amorphous embodiment of terror is now guaranteed

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