Equal Time Requirement

Fieldville - The Proctor of Human Resources and Dental Procedures has issued a Equal Time Proclamation to Street Level.  The proctor has pointed out that Street Level has only given certain birds a voice in its reportage of the doings of Fieldville. 

We the birds of Fieldville are taking back the streets from those birds that are known collaborators with those running dogs that have stripped us from our rightful place in the bounty of garbage and weeds of all the zones of Fieldville, except the Artists' District.  We demand more perches, corn dogs, and less slingshot wielding children. Coo coo Ka Chew.

More perches demanded by the birds of Fieldville

Thanks for your support - send Iowa Luaus, self-policing investment firms, rainbow sheens on my lunch meat, green lawn chemical companies, socially concerned utilities, environmental spokespersons from oil companies, Greek treasury bonds, Egyptian wine, stable unregulated markets, well-meaning regulators, entertaining and enjoyable bureaucracy, affordable non-invasive medical tests, and tweets to @cjswift

ex machina

The bird is currently in Human Resource training - there is no "I" in Team everyone.