Council of Proctors Solve Downtown Recycling

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors have solved the downtown recycling problem.  According to the Proctor of Recycling and Fast Food Packaging, citizens now only have to bring their recycling downtown on the morning of the full moon.  So closes another chapter of the Council of Proctors.  The chapter draws to a close with the elegant simplicity that the proctors are known for. 

The Council of Proctors have solved the downtown recycle problem

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