Citizens - Please Wash Hands Before Returning to the Table

Fieldville - The Proctor of Human Resources and Discipline reminds all citizens that it is mandatory to perform the ablution of cleansing upon their hands before they return to a public dining table.  Citizens should instruct their children and residents on this practice.  If a child is found not following the ablution of cleansing, a citizen is authorized by the proctor to mete out a first degree discipline regimen until compliance is achieved.  Residents must conform to the household rules in this matter, but the proctor suggests small amputations get the message across.  All citizens should avoid residents of the Artists' District at all times.

Don't panic, but wash your hands before returning to public tables

Thanks for your support - send absorbine Jr., extra paper towels, and sanitized tweets to @cjswift ex machina

and for the Bird...

Biff is still watching.