Fieldville - Many rural roads in the Free Territories of Fieldville are being closed due to unwanted satanic dancers. The Proctor of Electricity and Licenses reminds citizens that there is no limit on how many satanic dancers a citizen may take, if they have a license and are not painting cattle to look like satanic dancers. The proctor also reminds citizens that the "Road Closed" signs are NOT in season.
"Road Closed" signs are not in season
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