Lite Rail soon to be seen on the streets of Fieldville

Fieldville - a consortia of international and Fieldvillian industries are working to bring Lite Rail to our busy town.  The Porch Boy™ subsidiary Garden Boy™ is teaming up with BP to develop Fieldville's first Lite Rail system.  Using Garden Boy™ superior Lite Engine technologies and BP anti leak mechanics, as well as many used oil barrels - the two mighty industrial giants will produce at least one light rail train a month for the next two months.  When completed, the Lite Rail system should shuttle citizens' residents from home to shopping in mere minutes.

Lite Rail soon to be seen on the streets of Fieldville

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and now a word from the bird...

Whoa, Word Bird, lay off the Stephen King for awhile