Ween Night is Here

From the desk of the Dear Supreme Leader - citizens from zones 1 through 6 must report to Cob Park before the lighting of the bonfire.  Bring two garbage bags full of sugar and one of chocolate.  Citizens from zone 7 will bring mixing oars.  Fieldville is going to make the world's largest Chocolate Corn Cob.  Be sure to pick up your proctor's present on your way there.  Those that have volunteered to be Weeners and Weenies for the Ween Parade must be lined up on Fish Lane before sundown.  Everyone else bring a camel...

Bring your camel

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First Night - Are your Doors Locked?

Fieldville - Tonight is First Night and all citizens of all zones should be ready to defend their homes from the normal unworldly visitors of First Night.  Many things take the forms of normal animals, objects, and even residents of the Artists' Zone.

Things are not as they appear on First Night

Citizens are warned that residents of the Artists' Zone are focusing on Zombies this year.  The head of the Artists' Zone, known as the Emperor of the Southeast, told Street Level today that his subjects are not and never have been zombies and it was a vile rumor spread by jealous Cattown refugees who are sick of living in Fieldville Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) trailers.  "You got them Cattowners living in them free trailers and they get full of themselves," the Emperor stated.  "Why most of my subjects have to be wait staff at the Cob Cafe or work in the Fieldville High School laundry.  I know we burnt most of their houses down, but they are Cattowners after all."

Street Level personally urges residents to dress up like Artists' Zoners and get all you can from the Cattowners who don't know any better, about the true meaning of First Night - take advantage of newcomers and then blame them for everything.  In related news for the big day tomorrow - ween will be upon us and we need volunteers to be weeners and weenies in the Ween Parade.  All volunteers will receive torches and pitchforks for the March on the Trailers, immediately after the parade.

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Second Night did you get the Memo?

Fieldville - Second Night is the night of secrets, hidden messages, elitism, and exclusivity.   While many Fiedvillians may think that describes every night - that means they just didn't get the "MEMO".  Well, if you didn't get the memo, that just may say something about how your zone's proctor places you on his 1st night list.

Did you get THE MEMO?

So everybody that got the memo we'll see you there.  Everybody else - well...

Thanks for the support - send memos, expunged permanent high school records, Jackson 4 records, Marvin Gaye Father's Day gifts, active phoners to AM radio talk show automated tazers, and tweets to @cjswift

WORKERS SUCK - leaves

Fieldville - In preparation for Third Night city workers suck leaves from Fish Lane earlier today.  The town is definitely being spiffed for the upcoming Third Night festivities. 

Workers suck leaves on Fish Lane

Tonight's Third Night activities will take place in a leaf-free zone.  Zone proctors remind all residents they must have a clean lawn before coming to Cob Park's Third Night event.  Locals all know that they should bring a paper sack and lard, but the Proctor of Rituals and Shoes has asked everyone to bring their First Night wish lists and registries. 

The Proctor of Editing and Torture also reminds citizens to ease up on the use of ellipses and hyphens - there are just too many...

Thanks for your support - send effortless diets, secret tooth whiteners, coin operated clockwork leaf bags, non-repetitive rap songs, wrap songs for First Night, turbine assisted lawn sprinklers, hairless cats, and tweets to @cjswift

A note from Dear Supreme Leader on Fourth Night

Fieldville - Citizens, residents, and proctors of Fieldville, I the Supreme Leader state this day that Fieldville is going green.  As of today all decorations for Twelfth Night must be organic.  It has come to my attention that much plastic has been used in skeletons, ghosts, and headstones that make Twelfth Nights so festive.  Our precious hydrocarbons must be saved for tires and tire accessories.

All graves and skeletons must be real - remember they can be recycled.

Thanks for your support -send shovels. air freshener, ant hills, armature wire, and tweets to @cjswift

Whoa wasn't last night Fifth Night?

Fieldville, maybe - Street Level wishes to state that what happens on Fifth Night says on Fifth Night.  Below is the fifth that was brought to Fifth Night for admission to the nightly bonfire in Cob Park Fountain.

Fifth Night Admission 

While Dear Supreme Leader has banned any news coverage of Fifth Night festivities themselves, the Proctor of Free Speech and Safety has granted Street Level a thumbnail description of last night.  

As the sun went down and the bonfire was lit in the fountain residents from xxxxxxxxxxxxxx   and then began to sway.  The xxxxxxx zone brought in the xxxxxxx  xxxxxxxx 40 xxxxxxxx  xxx  xxxxxxxxx    xxx x x x   xxxxxxx without any violations.  Thanks to the Proctor of Free Speech and Safety for his help in writing this story.

Tonight - Fourth Night.

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Tsunami, Earthquake, and Hurricane Almost Delay Sixth Night

Fieldville - For a moment after the earthquake and subsequent tsunami, it was feared that Sixth Night would be delayed.  Street Level reached the Dear Supreme Leader's office and he issued a statement, "I have taken time from my book tour to review the situation in Fieldville, and can't see any reason not to go full speed ahead with Sixth Night.:

Dear Supreme Leader is on a tour of the safe sections of Crick County promoting his new book, "I was Born on a Shaft of Light and the Mountains Trembled".  He later toured the devastated area of Fieldville from Leadermobile and waved to the crowds of newly homeless.

Part of the destruction from yesterday's temblor

Sixth Night is the night when residents of all zones in Fieldville bring their bills to feed the bonfire in the Cob Park Fountain.   The newly constituted Council of Proctors remind citizen that all bills, except tax bills, should be brought to the bonfire - we want the Mayor of Cattown to be able to see it from Cattown.  This year's bill fire will need to be especially large to be seen over the Fieldville Tire Station Fire, but we CAN DO IT FIELDVILLE!!!!

Thanks for your support - send Visa/Mastercard/American Express/Cricktelecom/Hourly Stable Electric/Big Money/Public Option Health/Water/Sewer/Sears/Gap/Old Navy/Book of the Month/Wine of the Month/Cheese of the Month/Bread of the Month/Cut of Meat of the Month/Wicker Basket full of over-priced Food of the Month/Pyramid Scheme of the Month/Cable bills, and tweets to @cjswift

Seventh Night

Seventh Night - Fieldvillians, will again wear filter masks for the evening as the Supreme Leader let's bags of floss loose in Cob Park.  All should know that there is a danger of Cat Pox from Cattail floss if it comes from Mud Lake.

Cob Park Floss Party Slated for Tonight.

The floss party in Cob Park will be one of the highlights of Fieldville's holiday season.  The Supreme Leader will release bags of floss tonight after the lighting of the bonfire in the Cob Park Fountain.  Residents should remember from last year it is not a good idea to be near floss and fires.  The Council of Proctors insure citizens that none of this year's floss was harvested from Mud Lake due to the recent outbreak of Cat Pox and the unpleasantness with Cattown's Mayor.

The Proctor of Health and Human Spontaneous Combustion urges all citizens to wash their hands often and always sneeze down wind. Never gather your own floss or reuse face masks.

Thanks for your support - send non animal based hand soap, dental floss, feathers, fleece, fleas, flees, fuzz, fuss, Formica, foreigners, fingers, formaldehyde, formals, fuses, fifes, fives, flus, flues, fungi, frango mints, and tweets to @cjswift

If

Eighth Night  - it is important to keep your head when all about you others are loosing theirs. Many zone residents, especially those from the Artists' Zone, have a hard time keeping their heads during Eighth Night.

Keep your head during Eighth Night

 Many residents lose their head during Eighth Night.  Some think it is time to revenge wrongs committed by neighbors during the year. Last Eighth Night there was a spate of head loss over poor lawn maintenance.  The head loss seems to be mostly by males.  Over the years there seems to be a pattern in decapitations.  The Proctor of Health and Leaf Disposal, has called this "Male Pattern Head Loss", "This year citizens should remember that anyone caught decapitating a neighbor without a permit will be subject to not less than 20 years fighting the Fieldville Tire Station Fire.

If you can keep your head...you can enjoy Seventh Night.


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Ninth Night

Fieldville - Ninth Night is the the night of the wasp-filled piñatas, and confused head trips.  It is important that during the bonfire lighting in Cob Park that you let no one whack you with a wasp-filled piñata while you are not looking or strange things may happen.

Ninth Night wasps can lead to unintended consequences.

Street Level wishes to remind everyone that Ninth Night wasps are dangerous when combined with bonfires and pinatas.  BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!

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Do you need any more proof?

అస్ వే ఇన్ క్రిక్ కౌంటీ నీదెద్ ఎనీ మోర్ ప్రూఫ్

Indiana is now hassling E.T.  At least here in Crick County we have better things to do than to hassle poor cute little alien beings.

Thanks for your support - send bail money for E.T.

Tenth Night (The Night of the Bug)

As most of you know Tenth Night is also called Night of the Bug.  Tradition has it that the Eurasian peasants from all those countries that end in "stan" brought the Night of the Bug with them when they immigrated to Crick County in the 1880's, coincidentally, also the Year of the Bug. 

Tenth Night Bugs and Everything Bugs

Citizens of all zones are invited to bring their favorite bug recipes to the bonfire at Cob Park.  Bring enough to pass around, and don't be stingy.  The Proctor of Parties and Bills will be on hand with her world famous Grasshoppers.

Thanks for your support - send ant casserole, stuffed beetles in hollandaise,  cockroach spaghetti, aphid dip, a cool tall grasshopper and tweets to @cjswift

ELEVENTH NIGHT

Fieldville - Residents eagerly enjoyed the new improved Eleventh Night rituals in Cob Park.  Not only did the newly constituted Council of Proctors provide gas-filled bladders as tradition dictates, but they also demolished an historic structure to show the progress they are willing to go to.

A gas-filled bladder floats over historic demolitions during Eleventh Night Ceremonies 

Citizens of all zones of Fieldville applauded as a surprise historic demolition took place while gas bladders floated overhead.

Eleventh Night will continue through dawn when bonfires will be extinguished to make way for Tenth Night.  All citizens, except those living in the Artists' Zone, may ignore common and ceremonial curfew on this most wonderful Eleventh Night.   A reminder to all no telegraph or postal service will be available tomorrow as the Proctor of Communication and Road Construction will be taking all the Factor and Factoriods on a special Tenth Night Retreat, we can't wait to see who will survive.

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Fieldville Halloween Twelfth Night Starts Says Supreme Leader

Today is Twelfth Night, Fieldville's annual countdown to Halloween.  The excitement builds as citizens dream of the gifts from their local zone proctors.  The long-awaited Twelfth Night officially starts with the ceremonial construction of the UFO simulacrum in Cob Park.

Cob Park workers put finishing touches on the UFO simulacrum for the Year of the Worm

Tonight resident of all zones of Fieldville will boil cabbage and raisins and stuff them into a plastic bag.  Then after the prayer to the trees they will walk out into their backyard and toss the bag into the neighbor's yard.  The tradition means that the yard faeries will eat the plastic raisins and sleep in the cabbage and stay out of your yard.

Tomorrow - Eleventh Night - the night of the gas-filled bladder.  

Thanks for your support - send cabbage, raisins, Wal-Mart plastic bags, carbon tax credits, Nike labor costs, a good north wind to blow all our leaves into the anal retentive neighbor's yard, and tweets to @cjswift

WHAT R U DOING HERE?????

GO ON - GET GET OUT OF CRICK COUNTY AND VISIT WASHINGTON.  THE SOUTHEAST IOWA ARTISTS' STUDIO TOUR IS ON/HAPPENING/GOOVING/GOING DOWN/UP AND RUNNING

SEE YOU BACK IN CRICK COUNTY ON MONDAY AND IN WASHINGTON TODAY AND TOMORROW

GO GET BEGONE COME ON OVER!!!!!!!!

New Fieldville Library has Too Many Books

Street Level recently smuggled a camera into the new Fieldville Library and brought back this shocking image of waste.  Books there are literally "stacked".

Fieldville has too many books

Just how many books does a library need?  Well if they have to literally stack just to get them in the building, then that's just got to be too many.  With a video store in town, why do we need books anyway, if they can't make it in Hollywood, then what good would a book be in the scheme of things?  Local 26 of the Brotherhood of Druids say that books lead to nondruidic thinking and then you know what happens.  And Street Level wants to know why these people aren't watching TV.  "If you got your nose in one of them books, you aren't going to be paying attention to TV and if you aren't paying attention to TV, how the heck are you going to talk to people the next morning about what happened on "Dancing with the Stars"?" a passerby said as Street Level left the so called library.  The word library itself is from some foreign word.  If it was from America it would be called a Bookberry or something like that.

Only one more full day to get prepared for the Studio Tour....

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This Season's Coal Train Rolls into Town

This year's coal supply has finally arrived - at about 10 minutes after the hour of the Snake, the train rolled into Fieldville.  In an exclusive photo op, Street Level snapped the shot below while in the Food Barn parking lot,

This year's coal has arrived

Soon the nostalgic sulfur smell of burning bituminous coal will signal yet another Halloween week is upon us.  Street Level will feature a countdown to the 12 day of Halloween.  Now a word from our sponsor... 

Mark your calendars, top off your tank, and stuff your wallet.

Thanks for your support - send coal and bleach experiments, broken mercury switches, giraffe horn soup, salty ice cream, and tweets to @cjswift

Off to Mud Lake

Street Level is off to Mud Lake for some hard-hitting undercover investigation into recreational activities.  More on those stories later, but I did pick up this postcard at the Pig Island Tavern which I will share with you.

The Pig Island Wharf as seen from the Pig Island Tavern

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Starting to Melt

Need More Tires

Anyone Seen My

Potato?

censured by the Proctor of Education and Punishment!

Supreme Leader O.K.s Heat!!!!

Fieldville - The Supreme Leader, in a surprise move, today declared the official beginning of Heat Season - a full three days before the traditional October 15th start date. Recent snows and arctic blasts have taken a toll on the populace of Crick County. 

You can now heat your home

The surprise fiat from the Supreme Leader was welcome news all over Fieldville.  Sales of old tires and railroad ties rose sharply at the Moron Avenue commodity market.  By noon the cost of an old tire had reached 10 Euros, or $100.  Street Level recommends surfing the downtown alleys for pallets and moldy carpet for fuel.  The proctor of Trash and Recycling reminds all citizens that taking materials from trash set out for Trash Day is a felony punishable by not less than 10 years extinguishing the Fieldville Tire Station Fire.  

Remember furniture burns well, but you should wait until you have a good draft going in your fireplace or stove, as last year Fieldville had a number of accidental phosgene poisonings as a result of burning upholstery. The Proctor of Fire and Demolition says - "Burn smart and never accept a potato from a stranger."

Thanks for your support - send Sterno,  newspapers, cardboard, plastic milk jugs, recycled Hanna Montana Tweets, and your tweets to @cjswift

Street Level's 200th Post

Fieldville - Local Druids are up in arms about claims of mysterious faces appearing on Cattown Floating Potatoes.  Fieldville's Elder Arch Druid stated, "Faces appearing on potatoes is not Druidic, it's the kind of thing you see when some wanderer comes in all robed up and gets the curious to buy tonics or potions that have nothing to do with spells.  Some of them get quite a following, but that's most in places like Cattown.  Here in Fieldville people know their places."

Caution - clicking the image above may cause non Druidic visions

Street Level has obtained one of the so-called mystery floating potatoes - this very one is claimed to show the face of the Mayor of Cattown.  Street Level for one has been polluted enough with the wild and Undruidic beliefs of Cattown. The horrors witnessed in Cattown during incarceration, will not be related here.  Street Level showed this floating potato to 10 citizens of the Proctory and only 2 claimed to see a face.  Those two live in Fieldville's own Art District. 


The Proctor of Processions and Rituals warns citizens of Fieldville, especially those in the Clean Zone, possession of a Floating Potato Face, even for medicinal purposes, is punishable by not less than 10 years at the Fieldville Tire Station attempting to extinguish the fire.

Thanks for your support - send staples, bonfires, mead houses, strobe lights, neon chase lights, pitch torches, sutures, electrode bolts, and tweets to @cjswift

Winter Settles in to Crick County

It snowed this morning in Crick County and that spells the end of the Fieldville Cattown war for this season.  Now the Fighting Fighters of Fieldville will just have to be satisfied with football and one injury at a time.  Street Level's recent case of Cat Pox seemed to peak when the fever waned.  For some reason my tongue tastes like flies - weird...

Since it was cold, it meant that all Fieldvillians were randomly driving around.  On Corn street the following image was taken.

The newly reconstituted Council of Proctors in an effort to pay for the recent warfare between Cattown and Fieldville has issued a proclamation calling for weekly city bake sales, which is expected to fall short of the full cost of the war.  In other revenue producing measures they have rerouted the Crick Common Highway through the center of town right on Corn Street.  Coupled with the new speed limit of 5 MPH the move is expected to bring sorely needed revenue from outside the area.

The speeding  fine structure has also been changed to boost revenue with each MPH over 5 is a 10 dollar fine and it doubles during evening and daylight hours.  We say keep up the good work proctors, everything here is double plus good and we don't have to eat floating potatoes.

Thanks for your support - send rural southern sheriffs, AM radio talk show hosts back to Mars, bacon flavored Spam, lite potatoes, lo fat lard, and tweets to @cjswift

Are the evil-doers spreading Cat Pox among us?  That is the question I pose to the Satanic Mayor of Cattown and his minions.  Street Level woke up this morning and had a hardy breakfast of floating potatoes the photo below shows the aftermath.

Always wash floating potatoes before eating

While Cat Pox is common in Cattown, it is virtually unknown in Fieldville and the rest of Crick County.  Is the spread of Pox just one more thing the Cattowners leave us as a legacy?

Thanks for your support - send barrels of calamine lotion, antibacterial soap, regular potatoes, quarantine signs, red flags, red meningitis, red scare, red menace, red river, red sea, little Red Riding Hood, and tweets to @cjswift

Street Level has Escaped

Street Level has escaped from Cattown with the help of the Supreme Leader and his troops, the Factor of Friendbook has gone over to the Dark Side.  After our brief incarceration at the hands of the Mayor of Cattown, we are delighted to be back in Fieldville.

Street Level is none the worse for wear

 Thanks to the Supreme Leader Street Level is back in its international headquarters overlooking the sweet view of downtown Fieldville.

Thanks for your support during my absence - send eye drops and tweets to @cjswift

Sand Point Floating Potatoes - Offers Hope for Winter

His Honor has made a statement to bolster all Cattowners spirits, "Due to the famous floating potatoes of the liberated territory of Sand Point, all Cattowners will have enough starch for the winter."

Sand Point floating potatoes offer hope for winter

With Cattown's poisoned pig supply, Cattowners have been worrying how they are going to get through the long CCCP winter here on the steppes.  His Honor has assured all citizens and residents of the Liberated Territories, there will be enough starch to make it through the winter.  A statement issued by the Cattown City Hall stated that it is important that all citizens and residents of CCCP stock up on canned Cling Peaches and Fruit Cocktail to provide the rest of the nutrition pyramid.  Is anybody paying attention, get me out of here!!!!!!

Gifts of Appreciation should be included with old phone books, connective tissue from camels, poorly installed electrical devices, things that make maggots possible in our lives, and heavy syrup fruit cocktail to His Honor in care of the Cattown City Hall

Fieldville Sympathizers Found in Flatburgh

Flatburgh - today, in the liberated territory of Flatburgh, a blanket full of weapons was discovered.  The Cattown People's Liberation Army found the weapons in the hands of known sympathizers in Flatburgh's artists district.  A keen-eyed sergeant spotted an article of interest during a routine house incursion.

Fieldville Sympathizers'  Weapons in Flatburgh

Sergeant Yoder, in his own words, "We was tossin' this house out in the artists district when I seen this like lumpy blanket in a corner.  Then I seen it was a Fighting Fighters blanket from them runnin' dog Fieldvillers.  Me and the guys kicked the crap, umm, I mean processed the heck outta the residents, and brought them to justice."  The weapons are expected to be on display during the speedy trial this afternoon.

Stick around for the post-trial - the mayor and his entourage will be there to share in the entertainment, the mayor says this will be a BYOR (Bring Your Own Rocks) event.  TIME: IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE TRAIL  PLACE: CATTOWN PLAZA

HIS HONOR WELCOMES YOUR PRAISE - BRING HOARDED FOOD HELP I AM STILL HERE, BANNED FIELDVILLE BOOKS, I MEAN IT THE MAYOR IS INSANE ECONOMIC AID, AND POSTCARDS TO THE MAYOR OF CATTOWN

Fieldville Attacks Cattown's Pig Suppy

The Mayor of Cattown in a prepared statement said today, "The running dogs of Fieldville has attacked the people of Cattown by irradiating their precious pig supply.  The people of CCCP will not tolerate the cowardly acts of a few dogs."

Cattown food supply compromised

The so-called Supreme Leader will have a lot to answer for after this abomination, Cattowners will not have their pigs attacked laying down.  

 

Appreciate or else - have cause to be brought before me anti-radiation kits, bacon decontaminates, silk purses, generic Spam contracts, footballs, and telegrams to the Mayor of Cattown.

The CCCP Manifesto

The Cattown Common Collective of the People (CCCP) has completed the first draft of their Manifesto, "THE IMPERATIVE of MOTHERLAND SECURITY".  We are publishing this map of our territorial imperative to the running dogs of Fieldville.  Our appropriations of these lands are necessary to preserve the historic integrity of the Motherland.  We the CCCP have no other territorial demands besides these.

The CCCP is Freedom Though Imperative.  Quality is Job 1.  The Future Through Control.  

At 0900 hours this morning, CCCP operatives collected this photo of the so called Supreme Leader at the morning compulsory street review. The running dog is clearly holding something in his hand!!!!!

Gratitude is Compulsory - immediately remand, COLORED PENCILS, PRIVATELY HELD LIGHT BULBS,HELP THEY HAVE ME TRAPPEDPLASTIC CAFETERIA TRAYS,HELP ME PLEASELARD, THEY HAVE THE FACTOR OF FRIENDBOOK HERE TOOFREESTANDING ASHTRAYS, AND SHORT TEXT COMMUNIQUES TO MAYOR OF CATTOWN

Ultimatum - MAYOR OF CATTOWN

Citizens of Fieldville and Crick County - we have taken over your precious Street Level - obey!

We the People's Collective of Cattown, have taken over your precious Street Level.  You are hereby warned not to venture into our Collective's territory without proper papers - all others will be taken into educational custody and be allowed to work at the People's Quarry.  We the People's Collective of Cattown have no additional territorial demands.  We have the Factor of Friendbook and Street Level in protective custody.

We are preparing the People's Collective of Cattown Manifesto and will continue to communicate with you through this channel.

Your Support is EXPECTED - Remand to us the following:  all copies of Street Level held in private hands, large-type books, VHS tapes, chopped rooster stew, and small text messages to THE MAYOR OF CATTOWN

Mayor of Cattown Blocks Photos - Supreme Leader

The Supreme Leader has issue a communique from his undisclosed secret location, "The evil-doers of Cattown are practicing cyber-terrorism and are blocking uploading of key military assets like photos to Google's Blogger. When will they cease their terrorism?"  He went on to say, "We know that not all Cattowners are evil-doers, I know people from Cattown that are patriotic Crick County citizens - we know that it is the Mayor of Cattown that is the inspiration for this evil."

Crick County War

The ongoing war in Crick County has affected Street Level's ability to upload pictures - Street Level will return when blogger stops misbehaving...