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Eighth Night  - it is important to keep your head when all about you others are loosing theirs. Many zone residents, especially those from the Artists' Zone, have a hard time keeping their heads during Eighth Night.

Keep your head during Eighth Night

 Many residents lose their head during Eighth Night.  Some think it is time to revenge wrongs committed by neighbors during the year. Last Eighth Night there was a spate of head loss over poor lawn maintenance.  The head loss seems to be mostly by males.  Over the years there seems to be a pattern in decapitations.  The Proctor of Health and Leaf Disposal, has called this "Male Pattern Head Loss", "This year citizens should remember that anyone caught decapitating a neighbor without a permit will be subject to not less than 20 years fighting the Fieldville Tire Station Fire.

If you can keep your head...you can enjoy Seventh Night.


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