A note from Dear Supreme Leader on Fourth Night

Fieldville - Citizens, residents, and proctors of Fieldville, I the Supreme Leader state this day that Fieldville is going green.  As of today all decorations for Twelfth Night must be organic.  It has come to my attention that much plastic has been used in skeletons, ghosts, and headstones that make Twelfth Nights so festive.  Our precious hydrocarbons must be saved for tires and tire accessories.

All graves and skeletons must be real - remember they can be recycled.

Thanks for your support -send shovels. air freshener, ant hills, armature wire, and tweets to @cjswift