Supreme Leader O.K.s Heat!!!!

Fieldville - The Supreme Leader, in a surprise move, today declared the official beginning of Heat Season - a full three days before the traditional October 15th start date. Recent snows and arctic blasts have taken a toll on the populace of Crick County. 

You can now heat your home

The surprise fiat from the Supreme Leader was welcome news all over Fieldville.  Sales of old tires and railroad ties rose sharply at the Moron Avenue commodity market.  By noon the cost of an old tire had reached 10 Euros, or $100.  Street Level recommends surfing the downtown alleys for pallets and moldy carpet for fuel.  The proctor of Trash and Recycling reminds all citizens that taking materials from trash set out for Trash Day is a felony punishable by not less than 10 years extinguishing the Fieldville Tire Station Fire.  

Remember furniture burns well, but you should wait until you have a good draft going in your fireplace or stove, as last year Fieldville had a number of accidental phosgene poisonings as a result of burning upholstery. The Proctor of Fire and Demolition says - "Burn smart and never accept a potato from a stranger."

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