Fieldville Halloween Twelfth Night Starts Says Supreme Leader

Today is Twelfth Night, Fieldville's annual countdown to Halloween.  The excitement builds as citizens dream of the gifts from their local zone proctors.  The long-awaited Twelfth Night officially starts with the ceremonial construction of the UFO simulacrum in Cob Park.

Cob Park workers put finishing touches on the UFO simulacrum for the Year of the Worm

Tonight resident of all zones of Fieldville will boil cabbage and raisins and stuff them into a plastic bag.  Then after the prayer to the trees they will walk out into their backyard and toss the bag into the neighbor's yard.  The tradition means that the yard faeries will eat the plastic raisins and sleep in the cabbage and stay out of your yard.

Tomorrow - Eleventh Night - the night of the gas-filled bladder.  

Thanks for your support - send cabbage, raisins, Wal-Mart plastic bags, carbon tax credits, Nike labor costs, a good north wind to blow all our leaves into the anal retentive neighbor's yard, and tweets to @cjswift