Fieldville Attacks Cattown's Pig Suppy

The Mayor of Cattown in a prepared statement said today, "The running dogs of Fieldville has attacked the people of Cattown by irradiating their precious pig supply.  The people of CCCP will not tolerate the cowardly acts of a few dogs."

Cattown food supply compromised

The so-called Supreme Leader will have a lot to answer for after this abomination, Cattowners will not have their pigs attacked laying down.  

 

Appreciate or else - have cause to be brought before me anti-radiation kits, bacon decontaminates, silk purses, generic Spam contracts, footballs, and telegrams to the Mayor of Cattown.