It snowed this morning in Crick County and that spells the end of the Fieldville Cattown war for this season. Now the Fighting Fighters of Fieldville will just have to be satisfied with football and one injury at a time. Street Level's recent case of Cat Pox seemed to peak when the fever waned. For some reason my tongue tastes like flies - weird...
Since it was cold, it meant that all Fieldvillians were randomly driving around. On Corn street the following image was taken.
The newly reconstituted Council of Proctors in an effort to pay for the recent warfare between Cattown and Fieldville has issued a proclamation calling for weekly city bake sales, which is expected to fall short of the full cost of the war. In other revenue producing measures they have rerouted the Crick Common Highway through the center of town right on Corn Street. Coupled with the new speed limit of 5 MPH the move is expected to bring sorely needed revenue from outside the area.
The speeding fine structure has also been changed to boost revenue with each MPH over 5 is a 10 dollar fine and it doubles during evening and daylight hours. We say keep up the good work proctors, everything here is double plus good and we don't have to eat floating potatoes.
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