Tsunami, Earthquake, and Hurricane Almost Delay Sixth Night

Fieldville - For a moment after the earthquake and subsequent tsunami, it was feared that Sixth Night would be delayed.  Street Level reached the Dear Supreme Leader's office and he issued a statement, "I have taken time from my book tour to review the situation in Fieldville, and can't see any reason not to go full speed ahead with Sixth Night.:

Dear Supreme Leader is on a tour of the safe sections of Crick County promoting his new book, "I was Born on a Shaft of Light and the Mountains Trembled".  He later toured the devastated area of Fieldville from Leadermobile and waved to the crowds of newly homeless.

Part of the destruction from yesterday's temblor

Sixth Night is the night when residents of all zones in Fieldville bring their bills to feed the bonfire in the Cob Park Fountain.   The newly constituted Council of Proctors remind citizen that all bills, except tax bills, should be brought to the bonfire - we want the Mayor of Cattown to be able to see it from Cattown.  This year's bill fire will need to be especially large to be seen over the Fieldville Tire Station Fire, but we CAN DO IT FIELDVILLE!!!!

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