Fieldville has too many books
Just how many books does a library need? Well if they have to literally stack just to get them in the building, then that's just got to be too many. With a video store in town, why do we need books anyway, if they can't make it in Hollywood, then what good would a book be in the scheme of things? Local 26 of the Brotherhood of Druids say that books lead to nondruidic thinking and then you know what happens. And Street Level wants to know why these people aren't watching TV. "If you got your nose in one of them books, you aren't going to be paying attention to TV and if you aren't paying attention to TV, how the heck are you going to talk to people the next morning about what happened on "Dancing with the Stars"?" a passerby said as Street Level left the so called library. The word library itself is from some foreign word. If it was from America it would be called a Bookberry or something like that.
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Street Level has FAILED to mention that the first part of LI-brerry is LIE. Don't be fooled! This is the ORIGINAL source of many MANY IDEAS! BEWARE THE SMILING READER!
You mean that Street Level lied to you? Yes! I admit it, but it was the influence of all those books that really did it...
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