Tuesday, October 20, 2009

ELEVENTH NIGHT

Fieldville - Residents eagerly enjoyed the new improved Eleventh Night rituals in Cob Park.  Not only did the newly constituted Council of Proctors provide gas-filled bladders as tradition dictates, but they also demolished an historic structure to show the progress they are willing to go to.


A gas-filled bladder floats over historic demolitions during Eleventh Night Ceremonies 

Citizens of all zones of Fieldville applauded as a surprise historic demolition took place while gas bladders floated overhead.



Eleventh Night will continue through dawn when bonfires will be extinguished to make way for Tenth Night.  All citizens, except those living in the Artists' Zone, may ignore common and ceremonial curfew on this most wonderful Eleventh Night.   A reminder to all no telegraph or postal service will be available tomorrow as the Proctor of Communication and Road Construction will be taking all the Factor and Factoriods on a special Tenth Night Retreat, we can't wait to see who will survive.


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