Seventh Night

Seventh Night - Fieldvillians, will again wear filter masks for the evening as the Supreme Leader let's bags of floss loose in Cob Park.  All should know that there is a danger of Cat Pox from Cattail floss if it comes from Mud Lake.

Cob Park Floss Party Slated for Tonight.

The floss party in Cob Park will be one of the highlights of Fieldville's holiday season.  The Supreme Leader will release bags of floss tonight after the lighting of the bonfire in the Cob Park Fountain.  Residents should remember from last year it is not a good idea to be near floss and fires.  The Council of Proctors insure citizens that none of this year's floss was harvested from Mud Lake due to the recent outbreak of Cat Pox and the unpleasantness with Cattown's Mayor.

The Proctor of Health and Human Spontaneous Combustion urges all citizens to wash their hands often and always sneeze down wind. Never gather your own floss or reuse face masks.

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